2.13.2008

Oh, you gone and done it. You gone and done visited the web site of THE 2007 DESTROYER OF THE YEAR. And, yes, that's two for two. It's a goddamn dynasty, son!

In far less exciting news, we've got a rough draft of our annual 2008 Midwest tour on our shows page. Once again, we owe a lot to the kindness of strangers and friends alike. We will be sending all of you checks for $25!*

* Checks will not be honored.

1.29.2008

Happy 1945, everybody! We're hip-deep in preparations for the annual spring tour - things are looking pretty good. We're hitting pretty much the same route as last year with a little more Montana and, hopefully, a little less van drama. And we should have some new songs for the jaunt; we've been combing the tombs of history's greatest leaders looking for DNA we can use in our next chartbusting hits. Stay tuned.

11.20.2007

Wait - it's November already? Where the hell did fall go? Well, we probably would have just wasted it anyway. In any case, we've got the second annual Beep Repaired pre-Thanksgiving show coming up tomorrow and a little jaunt down the west coast next week. Just wake us up for New Year's, OK?

8.12.2007

And after a scant three years, I finally sat down and patched up our site so that it works with Firefox. Now all the unwashed, turncoat masses will be able to enjoy our photos and shows pages just as much as the coroporate stooges. Viva la JavaScript! We're finally get our shit together after a fairly lazy summer and have a few shows coming up with the fine fellow in Police Teeth. We've also got some new songs in various stages of completion and a new ridiculous drum set. Who said you couldn't wrap drums in copper-plated steel? They were wrong, I tell you - wrong!

Oh, and there was a short, possibly ironic writeup of Beep Repaired in The Stranger. W00t!