Not Really News!


As you may have noticed, our trusty old web site hasn’t had much love in the past, oh, two years or so. The forces of modernity have shuffled the sort of goofy crap that used to find its way into the site over to new Web 2.0 homes and who are we to stand in the way of progress?

You can find today’s The Bismarck on Facebook and stream (or even, god forbid, buy) our music from Bandcamp.

And, as always, this site will remain, frozen in time, as a tribute to your good taste and to our once well-haired heads/once thin waistlines.